Strong Kauli smiles. Of course he has an excellent physique. He lifts 10 kg weights everyday for 3 hours, eats 5 loaves of bread for breakfast, 4 kg of meat for lunch, 500 almonds and 6 litres of protein shakes for snacks… 

And he goes on and on and on about his fitness regime while you just wait and wait and wait until the time when you are finally turned into a pig and relieved of this torture. Phew! Now, how do you stop Strong Kauli from looking at you like you might be his next meal? Uh-oh… 

If you think you might want to erase this part of your life, go back in time and say something else to Strong Kauli.