The illusionist gives you a long, cold look. The audacity of you! How dare you ask such a powerful man of magic such a mundane question!  

He grabs you by your elbow and drags you out of the tent. Once outside, he flings you to the ground. Don’t you dare darken his threshold with your presence again!  

Well, that went well. Or did it?  

If you don’t agree, you could apologize and start over.