Laugh Out Loud
10 Magnificent Music Jokes
Writer: Devika Soni
Illustrator: Shivani Pednekar
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Q: What kind of music does a mummy like best?

A: Wrap music 

 

Q: How does a witch play loud music?

A: On her broom box. 

 

Q: What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom?

A: A tuba toothpaste! 

 

Q: What kind of music do planets sing?

A: Neptunes. 

 

Q: Why did Santa go to music school?

A: So he could improve his wrapping skills 

 

Q: Which is the most musical vegetable?

A: The drumstick 

 

Q: What do you get when you put a music player in a fridge?

A: Cool music! 

 

Q: What kind of music does a mountain like?

A: Rock music 

 

Q: What makes music on your hair?

A: A headband. 

 

Q: How does the sun listen to music?

A: On its ray-dio! 

 

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