Q: What did one snowflake say to another snowflake?
A: “Have an ice day!” 

Q: Why did the snowman sleep in the fridge?
A: Because it was the best place to chill. 

Q: Why doesn’t Santa want to dress up too much this year?
A: He’s trying to keep a snow profile. 

Q: What is everyone’s favourite meal during winter?
A: Brrr-eakfast! 

Q: Why did the snowman not want to eat carrot cake?
A: Because it tasted like his mucus! 

Q: What did one hand say to another hand?
A: “I glove you!” 

Q: What do you get when you cross a bee and a lizard?
A: A blizzard! 

Q: What does one need to create the perfect snowball?
A: No winter-ruptions. 

Q: Why did one tree hug another tree?
A: Because they were experiencing love at frost sight! 

Q: What does the Sun say when it comes out after a long winter?
A: “I came, I thaw, I conquered!”