Q. What kind of tea cannot be taken to space? 

A. Gravitea

Q. What do you say when you need to keep going?  

A. If at first you don’t succeed, chai, chai again!

Q. What do you say to your best friend?  

A. You’re my besttea! 🙂

Q. Why did the woman refuse to drink the tea served at the cafe?

A. It wasn’t her cup of tea. 

Q. How did the loving cup of tea greet their partner every day?

A. Hello, brew-tea-ful!

Q. What tea makes you original?

A. Noveltea

Q. Why does the man put a blindfold on whenever he makes tea?

A. Because a watched pot never boils.

Q. What kind of tea is really hard to swallow?

A. Realitea

Q. What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf?

A. This is a fine mesh we’ve gotten ourselves into!

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Have you tried taking the spoon out of your cup before you drink?