AIZWA: Superheroes or super nuisances? Starlition, the group that claims to be a collective of crime fighters, is causing more damage than criminals themselves. Just today, they trashed an office building and then smashed its outside facade, all in the name of heroism.

“We were asked to evacuate our offices,” says a civilian who was working in the building, under the condition of anonymity. “We thought a dangerous criminal had snuck inside, so we complied with the order. But guess what? The criminal did nothing damaging. All the damage was caused by the Starlition!” The Starlition, comprising WingStar, ZingStar and Mad Mixer, had been called to deal with the so-called criminal. “They smashed down doors, punched through furniture and even smashed through windows to exit the building. Why couldn’t they use the actual exits like normal people?!” says our source. “Did they not realize how much danger they put bystanders in? Standing under a shower of broken glass shards isn’t pleasant!”

It seems the Starlition is more interested in appearing dashing and heroic, instead of actually capturing criminals and keeping people safe. If the city’s police and mayor are truly committed to safeguarding the public, they should not rely on the Starlition. It’s time other forms of peacekeeping and crime fighting are explored. Read more in Tinkle 787 Week 4.