Q: How did the barber win the race?

A: He knew a short cut. 

Q:What do firefighters put in their soup?

A: Firecrackers 

Q: What did the astronaut say to the 3-headed alien?

A: Hello. Hello. Hello. 

Q: What did the egg say to the clown?

A: You crack me up! 

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A: A molar bear. 

Q: What did the boat say when he was not feeling well?

A: I need to go to the dock. 

Q: What did the chef say about a pizza their student cooked?

A: There’s mushroom for improvement! 

Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

A: A blood test! 

 Q: What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

A: Getting lost.