Q: What kind of music is bad for birthday balloons?
A: Pop
Q: Why can’t you remember past birthdays?
A: Because you are thinking about the present.
Q: Why did the birthday kid get soap for their birthday?
A: It was a soap-prise birthday party!
Q: Why did the birthday kid put their cake in the freezer?
A: They wanted to ice it.
Q: What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?
A: I Scream Cake
Q: What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party?
A: They take the cake!
Q: What was on the other side of the birthday cake?
A: The side that hadn’t been eaten!
Q: How do tacos wish you a happy birthday?
A: They taco bout how awesome you are!
Q: What does a beach do on its birthday?
A: It shellabrates
Q: How do you wish a kangaroo on its birthday?
A: Hoppy birthday