Q: What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? 

A: Time to run! 

Q: Why did the dog do so well in school? 

A: Because he was the teacher’s pet. 

Q: Why do magicians do so well in school? 

A: Because they are good at trick questions! 

Q: What did one pencil say to another on the first day of school? 

A: “Looking sharp!” 

Q: How do fish get to school? 

A: The octobus. 

Q: Why do calculators make great friends? 

A: You can always count on them. 

Q: Why do music teachers need a ladder? 

A: To reach the high notes. 

Q: Why did the square and triangle go to the gym? 

A: To stay in shape. 

Q: What are the 10 things that teachers can always count on? 

A: Their fingers! 

Q: Who is the superhero in the computer class? 

A: The screensaver.