Q: What did the lobster catcher say when his crate turned up empty?  

A: “It a-piers we have a problem.” 

Q: Did you hear about the martial artists who fought on the beach?  

A: They faced off in sand-to-sand combat. 

Q: Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong? 

A: Because they never do it on porpoise! 

Q: What does Cinderella wear at the beach? 

A: Glass flippers. 

Q: What do sheep wear to the beach? 

A:  A baa-kini. 

Q: Why do male dogs float on water? 

A:  Because they’re good buoys. 

Q: Which fish is the most famous at the beach? 

A: The star fish 

Q: What kind of fish is the most valuable? 

A: Goldfish! 

Q: Do fish go on vacation? 

A: No, because they are always in school. 

Q: Why do fish like to eat worms? 

A: Because they get hooked on them.