10 Magnificent Music Jokes
Writer: Devika Soni
Illustrator: Shivani Pednekar
Q: What kind of music does a mummy like best?
A: Wrap music
Q: How does a witch play loud music?
A: On her broom box.
Q: What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste!
Q: What kind of music do planets sing?
A: Neptunes.
Q: Why did Santa go to music school?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills
Q: Which is the most musical vegetable?
A: The drumstick
Q: What do you get when you put a music player in a fridge?
A: Cool music!
Q: What kind of music does a mountain like?
A: Rock music
Q: What makes music on your hair?
A: A headband.
Q: How does the sun listen to music?
A: On its ray-dio!