Q: How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas Spirit?  

A: You can nurse them back to elf!   

Q: What is a Christmas tree’s favourite candy?   

A: Orna-mints!  

Q: What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?  

A: Anything you want—they can’t hear you!  

Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?   

A: A pineapple!  

Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?  

A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.  

Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?  

A: Santa Pause.  

Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?  

A: He got 12 months.  

Q: Why was Santa so cold on Christmas morning?  

A: Because it was Decembrrrrrr!  

Q: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?  

A: He refers to his calendeer.  

Q: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?  

A: Baking sheets.