Q. What is black and white and red all over?

A. A zebra with a sunburn.

Q. Which animal makes the best pet?

A. A cat because it’s purr-fect.

Q. Why did the pig have ink all over its face?

A. Because it just came out of the pen.

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A. A pouch potato.

Q. Why couldn’t the pony talk?

A. Because she was just a little hoarse.

Q. Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?

A. He was already stuffed.

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that spies on everyone?

A. A do-you-think-he-saw-us

Q. Why couldn’t the duck pay for dinner?

A. His bill was too big.

Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A. A bull-dozer.