What is a dog’s favorite superhero?

Labra-Thor

Why did the dalmatians hide from the police?

Because they didn’t want to be spotted.

What do dogs love to have for their breakfast?

Woofles

What is a puppy’s favorite drink?

A puppuccino

What did the dogs buy just before they went into the movie theatre?

Pupcorn

What did the puppy say to mama dog after a long tiring day at school?

“It has been a ruff day.”

What’s a dog’s favourite story?

A fairy tail.

What did the dog say to his valentine?

I am mutts about you.

What kind of construction are dogs good at?

Roofing

What type of steak does a dog prefer?

Bark-b-q