Q: What does a proud herb think it is?  

A: A big dill 

Q: How did the butter introduce his spouse? 

A: As his butter half 

Q: What did the legume call the rude old actor bean? 

A: A has-bean 

Q: When’s the best time to dance at a vegetable party? 

A: When the beet drops! 

Q: What did Jaggu tell his cup of tea? 

A: “You are brewtiful!” 

Q: What did Mo say when she advised the baking aspirant? 

A: “To be a successful baker, you need to take whisks!” 

Q: What did Mo do when she had pages of maths homework? 

A: She motored on! 

Q: How was Mo’s sandwich party? 

A: It was jam packed! 

Q: What did the kitchen sink say after a tiring day? 

A: “I’m drained!” 

Q: Why did the architect stop designing kitchen work surfaces? 

A: Because it was counterproductive. 

Q: Why was the watermelon sad? 

A: Because it was meloncholy.